We thought you were different. [Scene 3: A montage of Mon+Pheebs' visits to the hospital, with 'My Guy' playing in the background. Chandler: You kissed my best Ross! Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one. Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. Chandler: Y'know, of all my friends, no-one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you. Chandler: [To Ross] I can't believe this! Mrs. Bing: [To phone] Okay, thank you. Chandler: Myyy mother, ladies and gentlemen. Ross: Chandler, can I just say something? Phoebe: You know who shaved you? Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. He turns and doesn't see an ambulance, which hits him and knocks him into a coma. [Pre-intro scene: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand]. ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning? How, how do you feel? Friends Central is a FANDOM TV Community. Joey: You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'. No? The One With Mrs. Bing By Emily and Rachael. I-I wasn't here. Jay Leno (TV): Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. Jay Leno (TV): Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going? I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why? Mrs. Bing: No, really, c'mon. Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened. Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Nora Tyler Bing is the mother of Chandler Bing and ex-wife of Charles Bing, played by Morgan Fairchild.A graphic adult novelist, she divorced her husband when she learned of his sexuality and his affair with the pool boy when Chandler was very young (Chandler hates Thanksgiving and all Thanksgiving food because they told him they were separating at Thanksgiving dinner). No! Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. Monica: I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you. Phoebe: Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right. [Sung:] Joey: [To Ross, on the couch] Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. Monica: Let's see. Phoebe: Well, actually it's just from me. your own Pins on Pinterest One kiss? Friends S1E11- The One with Mrs. Bing. He did it. Ross: ...But a man can change. Movies. Ross: I cannot believe we're having this conversation. What'd you think? Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. You can drag-and-drop any movie file to search for subtitles for that movie. I guess I'll see you around. I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Mrs. Bing: [Reentering] O-kay. Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! There's something I have got to say... Ross walks up]. Phoebe: Really? Chandler: Exactly. Look, it, it was stupid. He said 'When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom? They are both somewhat flustered]. Ross: When did Rigatoni get back from Rome? [Walks toward the door]. Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-. ', Joey: Then she came back with 'The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?'. The girls explain how they've been t… Directed by James Burrows. Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not 'reaching for her heaving beasts'. Rachel: Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! Monica: How would I know? UP! Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom. Chandler's flamboyant romance-novelist mother comes to visit, and Joey catches her kissing Ross. [To Ross] It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it. Rachel: Well,sounds like you two have issues. [Turns to face him] Ooh, come to Momma. No big deal? It premiered on January 5, 1995. They'll break it down from all angles, play some games, and rank reach episode one at a time until they create the definitive best to worst list. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. [Writes a little more] I am so hot! [Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down] But.. we don't have to go down that road. Ross: Oh my God! Aaah! Chandler: You gotta let me slam the door! Phoebe: Do you think they have yesterday's daily news? [Points to door] Huh? C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off. Okay? Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang]. I think she's a blast. 111 Mrs. Bing ; 112 The Dozen Lasagnas ; 113 The Boobies ; 114 The Candy Hearts ; 115 The Stoned Guy ; 116 The Two Parts, Part I ; 117 The Two Parts, Part II ; 118 All The Poker ; 119 The Monkey Gets Away ; 120 The Evil Orthodontist ; 121 The Fake Monica ; 122 The Ick Factor ; 123 The Birth ; 124 Rachel Finds Out ; SEASON 2. Chandler and his mom come out]. Monica: [Reading] 'A Woman Undone, by Rachel Karen Green'. [Writes a little more] I am so hot! Ross is now clearly drunk. Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... [He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him] I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom. Joey: Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap! Are we okay now? Ross is now clearly drunk. Hi, um, 'kay. Ross: I don't know, God, I- well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? Rachel: [Into mike] Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Morgan Fairchild: Nora Bing: Cosimo Fusco: Paolo: David Sederholm: Coma Guy: Monica and Phoebe start flirting with a really cute guy as he crosses the street. WHAT an ep! Loading... Close. Weekend at Bernie's is on Showtime, HBL and Cinemax. [To Ross] It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it. [Goes back inside and shuts the door]. I cannot get on a plane without one! Monica: [Reads] Yeah, I'd say so. [To Ross] It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it. [Plays a few chords] Um, Rachel can we do this now? Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! Rachel: Well,sounds like you two have issues. Monica: [Entering] What are you guys doing here? Phoebe: I just wish there was something we could do. [Grabs Phoebe and turns her away] Phoebe. Chandler: I can't believe it. Your movie. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one. Monica: I'm Monica Geller. Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. Ross is talking to Chandler. I-I had to tell you. Joey: Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. I mean, what was I hoping would happen? [Scene 8: Chandler and Joey's. They start from the beginning in hopes of making it through all 236 episodes. Now, do you think his 'love stick can be liberated from its denim prison'? Mrs. Bing (TV): Oh, fine. Ross: Anyone want me to appraise anything? UP! The One with Mrs. Bing Awards and Nominations. You don't have to be awake to be my man, Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, it’s not bad luck then. Okay? I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. The one with Chandler's mom Lady_Targaryen 22 October 2007. Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here? Search options. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one. Y'know, we give, and we give, and we give. Rachel: Yeah. Be cool, be cool, be cool. Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or [Points to Chandler] you can't? What'd you think? [Ross emerges from a toilet marked 'Chicas'], Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. UP! Chandler: Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom! Monica: I wish all guys could be like him. Joey: Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing. She's coming up! Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size. Anything you want from Lisbon? Find the right subtitles. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! 'I'll call you'? Mrs. Bing (TV): ...I just get this craving for Kung Pao Chicken. Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. Ross: [Entering] What is this dive? Ross: [Entering] What is this dive? Full transcript Credits Written by Alexa Junge Directed by James Burrows Special guest star Morgan Fairchild as Nora Bing Guest starring Cosimo Fusco as Paolo Co-starring David Sederholm as coma guy. [Scene 3: A montage of Mon+Pheebs' visits to the hospital, with 'My Guy' playing in the background. Phoebe: Oh! Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. Phoebe: Look at you! The game of 'who cares for the coma guy the most' reaches obsessive levels, with the two girls unable to spend a minute away from him, until the guy wakes from the coma. What is that all about? And I don't even know how it happened. Ross is talking to Chandler. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! [Goes back to the door] I don't hear anything. Chandler: Are there no conscious men in the city for you two? Ross: No! Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-. But I guess it was just the coma. Chandler: Are there no conscious men in the city for you two? Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? Dec 13, 2017 - This Pin was discovered by MengxianCheung. [Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler]. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. And then- we just get nothing back! Run! Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. [Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction] No! Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. Jay Leno (TV): Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off. Ross: You're good. Phoebe: What about Glen? Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Ross: You're my friend. Mar 3, 2013 - FRIENDS -- "The One With Mrs. Bing" Episode 11 -- Pictured: Morgan Fairchild as Nora Tyler Bing, Jay Leno as Himself Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images Right? [Goes back to the door] I don't hear anything. "Friends" The One with Mrs. Bing subtitles - Friends.S01E11.The.One.with.Mrs.Bing - Russian . Monica: Oh my God. Awful. [Kisses him and goes to leave]. This video is unavailable. Mrs. Bing (TV): Oh, fine. Mrs. Bing: Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. It's the one he's licking. Friends - The One With Mrs. Bing Season 1 - Episode 11 FRIENDS People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. TV … Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? [Cut to Joey listening at the door. It's the one he's licking. Ross: [To the rest of Central Perk] We're rehearsing a Greek play. Chandler: I can't believe you did this. That means he's artistic. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_One_with_Mrs._Bing?oldid=42074. Ross: ...But a man can change. Ross: You're good. [A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one]. Two sets of lips. 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